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The NFL’s Anthem Problems are Just Beginning

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Famed opera legend Enrico Palazzo performs the Star Spangled Banner before the California Angels faced off against the Seattle Mariners in 1988. Photo courtesy Youtube.

All it took was a single afternoon for NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and the NFL’s new National Anthem Policy to blow up in their faces. As the poet Robert Burns once wrote in his original Scottish language, “the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft aglay.” And certainly no man is more of a mouse than Roger Goodell.

He and the NFL have aglayed all over themselves with this one.

First off, this rule that was supposedly voted on my all 32 owners wasn’t voted on at all. According to ESPN’s Seth Wickersham, the NFL polled owners on how they’d vote and just decided to roll with it.

Evidently not every owner was asked the same question because New York Jets co-owner Christopher Johnson said his players can still protest if they want and he’ll pay their fine. Every owner is going to have the chance now to back off the “rule” and deflect the giant public turd of it right into Goodell’s cowardly lap.

They’re also eating a lot of shit from other leagues. Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr was asked about the NFL’s new policy and didn’t hold back.

“(It’s) trying to use the anthem as fake patriotism, nationalism, scaring people,” Kerr said. “It’s idiotic.”

Here’s why Goodell is a moron. Even if players follow the rule to the exact letter, the story doesn’t end there. Do you think for a second every sideline reporter isn’t going to be scouring the area to see which players didn’t come out of the locker room? Does anybody think those same reporters won’t ask those absent players ABOUT their absence after the games?

Not only that, but where before you just had a handful of players protesting police and state-sanctioned violence against innocent and unarmed civilians during the anthem, now the NFL has pissed off everybody. In fact, not only will the guys who previously protested still find a way to make their protests public, now a whole new crew of NFL players are about to join them.

You think a bunch of famous, rich athletes will pull something just to piss off Goodell? You bet your ass they will.

And it may be more than staying in the locker room. There’s always wiggle room around a rule on the field. It could be that players will come up with a whole new way to protest the murder of unarmed civilians. I expect we’ll be writing plenty of words about this whole thing come opening day.

Oh, and did you think Donald Trump would keep his gaping maw shut through all of this? Are you new here? He suggested that players who don’t stand for the anthem should just leave the United States.

Yep, once again the President is going to war with the players of the most popular sport in the country. How are they reacting?

And how do the NFL owners feel about Trump weighing in?

In an effort to shut this whole issue up, Goodell and the NFL have handed it a vuvuzela hooked to an air horn. And there’s not a Papa John’s coupon out there that’s going to fix it.

 

Written by Adam Greene

Adam Greene is a writer and photographer based out of East Tennessee. His work has appeared on Cracked.com, in USA Today, the Associated Press, the Chicago Cubs Vineline Magazine, AskMen.com and many other publications.

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