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    Donald Trump Takes on the NFL and Has Already Lost

    This is a tough one, not because I don’t have anything to say about President Donald Trump’s (Oh God, I think that’s the first time I’ve written those words in that order. Am I supposed to fill a chill in the air when I do? Is that normal?), but because this is a sports site and, even though I throw in a few political gags in my work here every now and then, that’s not why you come here. More

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    The Misadventures of Rex and Rob Ryan

    Twins are fun. Entire beer advertising campaigns are built around them. Frankly, all you need to score a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon sitcom is a couple of twins, a dumbass older brother or uncle figure who also serves as eye candy for the moms. Maybe you toss in a cute, older female neighbor or waitress […] More

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    Trump to Tebow Pass Incomplete

    Donald Trump’s idea to bring in a cavalcade of stars to the introduce him as the nominee at the Republican National Convention took another hit to the inconsequentially small gonads this week when Christian Missionary, TV personality and sometimes football player Tim Tebow announced, in no uncertain terms, that he will not be speaking for […] More

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    Lions Cut Tulloch; Is Russell Wilson in Danger?

    Stephen Tulloch’s offseason on the couch just got made permanent. The Detroit Lions announced they cut the 10-year veteran middle linebacker after he officially failed his physical Tuesday. Tulloch had offseason surgery for an injury he hasn’t revealed, but that’s not why the Lions set him free. Cutting Tulloch frees up $5.5 million in salary […] More

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